Trip to Russia calculator

A man after a week of drinking vodkaAre you ever willing to travel to Russia? If yes than you’ll like this site where you can calculate how much your trip to Russia will cost.

There you can find that a bottle of good vodka will cost you from $4 to $8, but that cheep smelly one that all Russians usually drinks before driving or operating heavy machinery is as low as $2.25 per bottle (half Russian dose).

You can rent a room for free in the nearest abandoned village in exchange for carrying water and chopping wood.

Killing someone while being drunk will cost you four or five years in jail (TB included).

If you’ll get a nasty infection, prepare $200 for STD treatment.

And finally, if something went really wrong you’ll need just under $1000 for traditional yet humble funeral. Have a nice trip!

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